Dear ladies of my neighborhood:
Please don't mind me lurking in your backyard. Let me explain.
I'm a helicopter parent.
Scratch that, let me start over.
We eat dinner early because we go to bed early because I work EARRRLY.
We like to get our exercise every day.
Um, another try:
My boys love your children.
Sigh.
I'll just say it. I wish your children would come play in my backyard. Then I could just read a book on the chair out there while everyone plays and has fun.
Here it goes:
JB works a lot from home, so when I'm home from work in the afternoon I want to keep us all out of his way in our "charming Sugarhouse brick home" (translation, not a big house).
All this means around 4 PM, the three boys and I are well-fed with dinner, and we go on a walk around the neighborhood to get exercise and give him some quiet time. Now that it's warmer, my boys are also on a sharp lookout for other children to play with.
I work in the news. I'm a paranoid parent after doing stories about kidnappings, backyard accidents, cars hitting children, etc. So I won't let my 6 and 4-year-old ride bikes or scooters around the neighborhood alone. I just won't. I also don't let them go over to a neighbor's house to play without me unless I have talked to the parent. Others have children who are gone for hours. That's fine. I'm sure nothing bad will ever happen to them. I'm just paranoid.
So, if we are going by a house and Max and Ben see their friends, the freinds yell, "COME PLAY!" and my boys drop their bikes/scooters and run into the other children's backyards.
I'm then left awkwardly standing there wondering what to do. I can't leave them there. Andrew is now trying to squirm out of the stroller and play as well. So, I let him out, and follow everyone to the backyard, where I watch to make sure my climbing 17-month-old doesn't get hurt. Next thing you know, the mom comes out and says, "Um, hi Mary."
Hehehe, nervous laugh.
This is why I would love your children to come to my house, too. It would only feel fair after we've spent so much time at your places (especially on one particular street). Send them over. I am out there watching. My boys get their exercise, JB gets a quiet hour or two, other parents get a quiet hour or two, and everyone plays with their friends. It's a win-win!
Sincerely,
Mary
PS You moms should come to. You know I love to talk. That maaayyy be a
little reason why we take a walk everyday, too.